As always the case with the National Enquirer, take their stories with a grain of salt. I will say this — they have been right in the past. Just saying.

That said, their cover this week screams “TIGER WOODS SEX TAPE & LOVE CHILD” probably the wildest allegations made so far about the philandering putter.

For his sake, I hope it’s not true. For the media’s sake, I hope it is.

Read it for yourself here.