If you’re a “Star Wars” fanatic and you have $1.3 million burning a hole through your pocket, the jacket worn by Harrison Ford as Han Solo will be up for auction. But with school speed cameras on hold you may want to invest in the 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California that Ferris Bueller and his buddy Cameron Frye used to pick up girlfriend Sloane Peterson on their day off. It’s one of three built for the movie — two used for the shoot and one fiberglass shell they destroyed when it rolled backwards out of Cam’s overbearing dad’s display window. Ohhh Yeah!

The last-place Royals are at the Twins this weekend. Jose Berrios, strong through the month of July, suffered a setback when Boston’s powerful lineup hit him up for threes runs in 4 ²/₃ innings last week. Bounce-back time. 20 units on the Twins.

Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen! Pirates edged Cards 7-6. No thanks to Chris Archer, shelled for five runs in four innings wearing his new threads. Stitches 3-for-3 in August. Account at -622 rooneys.