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So you think your wife’s tough on you? Get a load of this. A Malaysian woman is being detained after allegedly stabbing her husband in the chest for coming home late after watching Manchester United play Malaysia. Wrap your brain around that. I can’t make this stuff up, folks.

This pooor sap apparently had promised to come home promptly after the game in Kuala Lumpur Saturday night. It wasn’t prompt enough, sometime after midnight according to district police chief Abdul Jalil Hassan today, so this wife got “very angry.” Ya think? She stabbed him twice in the chest with a kitchen knife, then actually took her bleeding, stabbed-up man to the hospital.