Hondo made a perfectly good investment last night with Cain & Co. in SF, which along with his victory with the Metamucils and loss with the Chisox lowered the dirty digits to 1,340 colemans.

Today, Mr. Aitch likes the Rays over Santana, who’s still exhausted from his 134-pitch gem — 10 units. Also, 10 on Zoolander to be more than a poseur against the Cubs.

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The government has decided to drop the five charges that remained against John Edwards after his recent trial. Apparently, the feds concluded that living the rest of his life with the reputation as one of the all-time dirtbags is punishment enough … Happy Flag Day to all in HondoNation. Word is that MSNBC’s Chris “Little Gasbag” Hayes is uncomfortable celebrating the day because it puts him in rhetorical proximity to patriotism.

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