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Now I know what White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre must feel like.

Nobody is buying what we are selling.

Here is what we’re selling today.

St. Louis seems to have its season back on track.

Maybe they can help align ours.

Miles Mikolas has been solid, allowing five runs in his past 17 ¹/₃ innings.

The Cards are in Cincinnati.

Luke Weaver has made six starts for the Reds, and in five of those, has given up four or more runs.

Play $50 on the Cards.

This week, the Yankees’ Aaron Hicks was “designated for assignment.”

There are rumors swirling around the newsroom that Stitches may be “designated for assignment” as well.

With our picks all “dead on arrival” I assume the obituary page may be our next stop.

The Guardians didn’t show up and lost, 6-0, to the White Sox.

Cal Quantrill, effective as a round of Rolaids after a box of Slim Jims, was responsible for all six runs.

Steven Kwan, Ahmed Rosario, Jose Ramirez and Josh Bell were collective 0-for-14.

Down -919 louboudreaus.