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“Hey Stitch everything evens out in the end.

The comeback is near but for now I’m making a fortune reversing your picks.” — Staten Island Chuck

Yes, even the groundhogs are ripping me.

I assume you are predicting 10 more weeks of losing, eh Chucky?

Well let’s see if we can keep this money train rolling, shall we?

The Mariners visit the Nationals in D,C. Washington’s Patrick Corbin has one win from 10 starts (Yes, we had the Dead Sox that day).

Corbin faced the Twins last week, and he was mauled by Minny for eight runs over six innings.

Seattle’s Bryan Woo has made three starts and the pitching line is impressive.

One run, six hits, 15 ²/₃ innings, 15 K’s, two walks.

Times up, Woo, because we got you! $50 on the Mariners.

Povero Arrighetti.

The A’s scored twice in the bottom of the first and the Astros rolled over, leaving poor Spencer Arrigheti out to dry.

Final 3-1. Down -1,121 ronzonis.