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“Wake up, my man! You’re starting to fade like the Yankees and you’ll be down a 1,000 aaronboones soon.” — Leon
The way I see it, Leon, is that Stephen Colbert lost about $40 million a year. We’re only down 400 edmcmahons.
Don Reed prior to Aaron Judge’s injury: “The Yanks are on the Hindenburg and Boone is sneaking a smoke in the cargo department next to the hydrogen tanks.”
Zack Wheeler #45 of the Philadelphia Phillies pitches in the fourth inning against the Boston Red Sox during a game at Citizens Bank Park on July 21, 2025 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Getty ImagesThe Phillies, otherwise known as the Schwinging Schwarbers, can sweep the Yankees on Sunday in The Bronx. Philadelphia’s Zack Wheeler has allowed six runs in his past 12 innings. The Bombers’ Carlos Rodón has given up two runs over his past 13 innings.
We will take the troubled Yankees for $50.
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Reds 6, Rays 2! That’s right. We won! Andrew Abbott pitched two-hit ball over six innings. Elly De La Cruz knocked in two runs. Down -350 geronimos.
