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“Hello Stitches! Hope all is well as we get into football season.

My father-in-law is a huge fan and follower of yours — he can’t wait for your college picks on Thursdays and your NFL picks on Fridays.

He will even have me get a paper for him if he is out of the state or country and he keeps the clippings.

His birthday is coming up. He calls himself Stevie P. We always joke that he needs to meet you!

Thanks, happy gambling!”— Jordan

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STEVIE P.!!!

Hope you played along last week. 10-5!

The Padres’ Randy Vásquez beat the punching-bag Rockies twice.

Jonah Tong looks to rebound after a couple of brutal losses.

Play $50 on the Mets (-130, Fanatics Sportsbook).

Tense times at Stitch-a-Lago. Had one eye on the Tigers, one eye on the Yankees and one eye on the stove.

My Jiffy Pop had more pop than the Catnappers bats.

With the division on the line they managed just four hits and lost to the Guards 4-0.

Split when the Yanks doubled up the Twins 10-5.

Down -947 joltinjoes.

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.