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Happy Columbus/Indigenous Peoples’/Dodgers Rebound Day!

A must-win game for the heavily favored Dodgers after getting bitten by the Snakes 11-2 in the series opener.

The game was over before the star-studded L.A. crowd could leave their limos.

The Diamondbacks got to Clayton Kershaw faster than pass rushers get to Giants QB Daniel Jones.

Kershaw watched six runs score while recording just one out.

The rookie Bobby Miller will have to pick up the pieces.

Miller, 11-4 this year, will make his postseason debut after allowing two runs over his last 11 innings.

Arizona’s Zac Gallen got off to a shaky start (2 runs, 1st inning) in his first playoff appearance but settled nicely, shutting down the Brewers for the next five frames.

Gallen bags or Miller time? Play $50 on the desperate Dodgers (-158, FanDuel).

Betting on/against the Twinkies has cost us an arm and a leg.

Houston beat the Spongecakes in Game 1, but Pablo Lopez hurled seven shutout innings while Framber Valdez was flambe’d. Twins win 6-2.

We lose. Down -1,599 cacciatores.