We are LOLing at all of the cute and clever April Fools jokes out there today!

Wait, no, no we’re not. Neither is anybody anywhere. Brands, politicians, companies: Just stop; the joke is really just on you. Here are a few of this April’s actual fools:

The pizza brand was inspired by the most popular part of the pizza in creating this “waste-free dining experience.”

Start the day with our NEW Vegemite iDRINK2.1 energy drink!
Swap your Vegemite toast for this when you're on the go? pic.twitter.com/Lsvsfbb88D

— Vegemite (@Vegemite) March 31, 2014

Google wants to help you share your selfies with the Gmail Shelfie, a SHareable sELFIE, which is weird because selfies are just photos and aren’t photos already shareable?

Put a Twitter helmet on your face and tweet with a pecking motion! Sounds a lot like Facebook’s new Oculus VR, you guys.

For when your fat face isn’t even big enough for all that fast food.

Gross andnot funny.

The worst part is you can actually win a real bottle of this.

The storage company introduced an “innovative solution in a bid to combat the effects of the ever-reducing amount of space available on the planet.”

Everyone loves ice cream. Everyone loves Chili's. Boom- Ice cream the Chili's way! See more- http://t.co/OHOrcMvXm3pic.twitter.com/D1d2zCW9JB

— Chili's Grill & Bar (@Chilis) April 1, 2014

An April Fools Day feat –

terrifying and hilarious

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Jimmy Kimmel asked, and Lululemon delivered. Make sure you’re in the front row for downward dog!

The company introduced a 73-minute “documentary” that takes users deep inside an oven to watch a chicken cook so that audiences can “witness a searing, chronology-defying return to one’s origins that stokes the imagination.”

The space-sharing website has taken its rentals to your office desks.

Taking stalking to a new level! Thanks, Glass.

I'm following my leader! pic.twitter.com/aubau3Eeng

— Bill Clinton (@BillClinton) April 1, 2014

He wins.