If you’re tired of stocks and bonds –and who isn’t these days? — there are some more entertaining ways to gamble your money away. One of them is taking a stab at what Tiger Woods might say at tomorrow’s press conference.
Ireland’s Paddy Power says customers are placing their money on “I regret the hurt I’ve caused” and “thank my family” among the phrases the fallen golf star will utter. We’re betting on a slight pause for some minor choking up toward the end of a short speech, before he goes on to reiterate how very sorry he is for all the pain he has caused.
See the odds here:
Cliché betting – What will Tiger say first?
7/2 I regret the hurt I’ve caused
5/1 Thank my family
5/1 I’m sorry
6/1 Time to reflect
10/1 Return to golf
12/1 Appeal for privacy
12/1 Getting back on the course
12/1 Thank God
14/1 Thanks to my sponsors who have stuck by me
14/1 The Masters
16/1 Doing what I do best
16/1 Look to my family and God for forgiveness
20/1 Thank IMG for all their support
20/1 I am now just looking to the future
20/1 Time for change
25/1 We all need to move on
25/1 We’ve all made mistakes
33/1 I love Elin very much
66/1 Sex addiction
80/1 I just want to get back out on the course and concentrate on scoring birdies
80/1 Hate the sin, love the sinner
80/1 OK I admit it looks bad, but…
100/1 Jack Nicklaus
100/1 I’ve lost count how many
100/1 Get in the hole
100/1 I got a few too many birdies
100/1 Gentlemen do prefer blondes
100/1 They tried to make me go rehab
200/1 Thank God for John Terry
200/1 I’m not as bad as Ashley
200/1 I am retiring from professional golf
250/1 My tiger is back in it’s cage
250/1 My tiger has been tamed
250/1 At least I didn’t pay
500/1 I did not have sexual relations with that woman
How many times will Tiger say ‘sorry’?
16/1 None
5/2 One
9/4 Two
7/2 Three
9/2 Four
5/1 Five
7/2 Six or more
Will Tiger cry during the press conference
5/2 Yes
1/4 No
Tiger to play a PGA Tour Event in 2010
1/12 Yes
6/1 No
Next Major Tiger Wins
5/2 2010 The Masters
9/2 2010 US Open
5/1 2010 Open Championship
9/1 2010 USPGA
12/1 2011 US Masters
18/1 2011 US Open
25/1 2011 Open Championship
50/1 2011 USPGA
2/1 None of the above
