WINNERS

CRISTINA CUOMO

Gov’s sister in law scores the editor in chief desk at Manhattan magazine.

SHERYL SANDBERG

Facebook COO becomes first female board director.

IRVING PICARD

No, really! The checks will actually be in the mail; Supreme Court OKs Madoff bankruptcy trustee’s plan for calculating payouts.

LOSERS

BOB DIAMOND

Barclays’ toughguy CEO in touchy spot after interestrate manipulation scandal cost the bank $450M in fines.

PHIL FALCONE

SEC slaps hedgie with civil fraud charges for loans.

RANDALL STEPHENSON

Not only didn’t AT&T chief get TMobile, but his breakup fees financed his nowrival’s spectrum buy.