Winners

STEVE JOBS

Apple boss — armed with big gun iAd — heads into advertising market battlefield.

NY YANKEES

Named Forbes’ most valuable MLB franchise for the 13th-straight year with a worth of $1.6B.

R. ALLEN STANFORD

Jailbird lands esteemed lawyer Alan Dershowitz as a consultant for his fourth legal team.

Losers

CHUCK PRINCE

Along with former Citigroup exec, Robert Rubin, cowered in front of FDIC questioning in Washington.

TOM PETTERS

Minnesota fraudster gets 50 years in the can after orchestrating $3.7B ponzi scheme.

PETER THIEL

Facebook backer sees his hedge fund, Clarium Capital Management, take a 4.6% hit in March.