WINNERS JERRY JONES

The Dallas Cowboy owner wins MVF (most valuable franchise) for his NFL team by Forbes.

BRIAN HUDSON

The energy trader behind the collapse of the $9 billion hedge fund manager Amaranth Advisors gets another gig

– consultant to a new commodities hedge fund.

JIMMY CAYNE

Gets his bridge partner to do his bidding by enticing Joseph Lewis to take a stake in Bear Stearns.

LOSERS KOBI ALEXANDER

The on-the-lam former CEO of Comverse Technology loses bid to keep Uncle Sam’s hands off his $50 million.

JOSEPH JETT

The former Kidder Peabody bond trader, accused of booking phantom profits, ordered to pay $8.4 million.

MARK CARHART

Goldman Sachs’ exec faces mess as investors begin pulling their money out after 22.5% drop in the company’s

flagship Global Alpha hedge fund.