Ram bam thank you ma’am.

The Sun burns through the hot pants and hellfire sign of Aries from March 20 until April 19.

A cardinal fire sign, Aries is the first in the zodiac and it intends to stay in the lead at all costs — cue DJ Khaled’s “All I Do Is Win.” 

Take a peek at our list of famous Aries celebrities.

In true fire sign form, card carrying Aries Reese Witherspoon recently revealed that she accidentally roasted a friend whom she was honoring at an award ceremony, incinerating their bond in the process.

Icon Chaka Khan is every bit the bold, honest Aries. Who but a regal ram would be blunt and brave enough to tell Stevie Wonder his songs weren’t up to snuff?

Jessica Chastain was born March 24, and the redheaded Oscar winner also has Venus, the planet of attraction, and Mercury, the planet of communication, in the cardinal fires of Aries. True to her bold and baldly funny sun sign, the actress poked fun at the shared hue of her and “IT” costar Pennywise the Clown in this hilarious tweet.

RocketmanSir Elton John, was born on March 25. EJ, who’s middle name is Hercules bc why the f**k not, is a card carrying Aries sun with a pleasure principle Taurus moon.

While Sarah Jessica Parker’s most famous character, Carrie Bradshaw is a quintessential, codependent Libra, the star herself is all Aries.

Always outspoken and unafraid to take a stand or to stand in support of others, Aries energy is exemplified by labor activist Dolores Huerta and pioneering feminist Gloria Steinem, who used her fury and objective hotness to rail against inequality and lead the charge (pun intended) for women’s rights. 

Born March 27, 2000, Halle Bailey is a burn it down Aries sun with a build it up Capricorn moon. This sun/moon combination is prepared for battle and born for achievement.

Cannot fail is the descriptor that comes to mind when considering the horned and determined archetypes of these two signs.

In apex expression of her unapologetic Aries nature, Mariah Carey, born March 27, reportedly delivered her twins to the sound of her own song.

Aries is of course, the sign most likely to start a fight. Luckily, the only thing shorter than their fuse is their attention span, and they are wonderfully adept at letting go and moving on. The whiplash speed in which they pivot from rage to resignation can be dizzying but is ultimately preferable to grudge-holding.

Case in point: Aries director Quentin Tarantino reportedly threatening to beat David Letterman to death with a baseball bat and then ghosting him the day of the arranged duel. 

Ram regent Lady Gaga embodies statement making, pot stirring, revolution inciting Aries energy.

In 2010, Mother Monster encased herself in 40 pounds of Argentinian beef and enshrined herself in our collective when she arrived at the VMAs in her now infamous meat dress. For Gaga and in the spirit of all Aries, the choice was more about assertion than aesthetics.

As she later explained to Ellen DeGeneres, “If we don’t stand up for what we believe in and if we don’t fight for our rights, pretty soon we’re going to have as much rights as the meat on our own bones. And I am not a piece of meat.” 

“Queer Eye” breakout star Jonathan Van Ness’s sun in Aries is conjunct Jupiter, the planet of expansion, growth, and excess suggesting a tendency to overplay the warrior archetype, or in the words of astrologer and ‘Queer Eye’ fan Elise Wells of Planet Poetica, “to overindulge in anger.”

Aries director Chloé Zhao has made Oscars history in 2021 as the first Asian woman to win the Academy Award for Best Director, taking home a golden statuette for “Nomadland”

Never satisfied with anything other than first place, Aries energy has one speed; faster.

For evidence of this affinity for acceleration see Aries daddy Pedro Pascal’s violent, viral WHAT MANIAC DRINKS SIX ESPRESSO SHOTS OVER ICE Starbucks order. Get some P … and by that, I mean heart palpitations.

Born April 3, 1924, Marlon Brando was a double Aries (sun and moon) Marlon Brando. True to this dense concentration of cardinal energy, the dude was unapologetic in his appetites and his approach to them. I’m not recommending that everyone make like Marlon and get a broken nose for street cred and/or adopt a pet raccoon to keep them company in the bathtub, but I do endorse tapping into some of his primal abandon.

Though it is often in service of the ego, Aries energy can also and concurrently serve humanity. We’re talking real superhero swagger here, folks. It’s worth noting that Iron Man, a.k.a. Robert Downey Jr., is an IRL Aries sun.

For the bop “Aries (YuGo),” proud ram Pharrell Williams joined horns and forces with fellow Aries Big Sean and Mike Will Made It.

Signature cardinal fire sign lyric?

“I believe in miracles (yeah)
But I don’t believe in waiting for ’em”

Actor and People’s 2K21 Sexiest Man Alive, Paul Rudd is a quadruple Aries with his sun, Venus, Mercury and Saturn falling in the sign of the ram.

True to her Aries nature, Kristen Stewart revealed on the Smartless Podcast, “I kind of like going all in on what I’m going in on.”

Later in the same interview she admitted that her sun sign equates to “silly little animals with big horns.”

As a cardinal fire sign, Aries’s energy is provocative. It’s built to move itself and others forward. It isn’t shy, it doesn’t ask permission, and it doesn’t care about making people comfortable. It will grab its d**k and sell satanic sneakers without explanation or apology. Bless it, and praise be to Aries king Lil Nax X, born on April 9th.

One-time political candidate and outspoken Aries Cynthia Nixon proved her fire power for one liners in this epic tweet:

“When I announced yesterday that I’m running for gov, one of Cuomo’s top surrogates dismissed me as an “unqualified lesbian.” It’s true that I never received my certificate from the Department of Lesbian Affairs, though in my defense there’s a lot of paperwork required.”

Emma Watson, who made her mark as Hermione Granger in the “Harry Potter” series, was born in Paris, France on April 15, 1990, making our girl a bona fide fire ball with her sun in Aries and moon in Sagittarius.

A prime example of Watson’s sun/moon combo comes courtesy of her grammatically flawed, temporary “Times Up” tattoo at the 2018 Oscars, worn in support of victims of sexual assault.

A misspelled, well intentioned tattoo = fire sign energy incarnate.

Eldest Kardashian sister Kourtney was born April 18, 1979, making her an Aries sun. True to her sign, Kourt comes correct with the most quotable burns. Exhibit A: “Kim, there’s people that are dying.”

Visionary artist Chance the Rapper was born on April 16.

Aries queen and the artist formerly known as Posh Spice proved the autonomous, solo act instincts of her sun sign by declining to reunite with her Spice Girls comrades for a reunion tour.

Born April 19, actor, designer and musician Kate Hudson told People, “I’m an Aries. I have butterfly feet. I am just like, ‘OK, I have to go to. I have to be somewhere else other than this room.’” 

Astrology 101: Your guide to the stars

Astrologer Reda Wigle researches and irreverently reports on planetary configurations and their effect on each zodiac sign. Her horoscopes integrate history, poetry, pop culture, and personal experience. To book a birth chart reading, visit her website.