Robert Rodriguez’s B-movie homage “Machete” is unlikely to help Lohan shed her image as a jailbird screw-up who’ll never land a weighty role again, but her appearance should help drive a bit of box office. Especially considering she’s topless during half her scenes.

Jessica Alba, who plays an immigration agent tracking Danny Trejo’s Machete character, also doffs her clothes in one brief shower scene. Lonely fanboys, get your tickets now.