What’s this? Lindsay Lohan appearing in a theatrical motion picture? Seems so. She pops up as a nun in Robert Rodriguez’s new trailer for “Machete,” the 1970s-style, B-movie revenge flick based on the fake trailer he created for “Grindhouse” a couple years ago.

Other surprises in the trailer:

Robert DeNiro is in this thing?

Don Johnson is still working?

Steven Seagal is still working?

Jessica Alba is still working?

Cheech Marin with firearms?

Points awarded for the movie’s genius tagline: “They just f-ed with the wrong Mexican.”