We’re terribly disappointed that Hollywood Foreign Press Association freeloader-in-chief Jorge Camara isn’t handing out the awards, but this wacky press conference does have its charms. Announcing Oscar frontrunner Javier Bardem’s win as Best Supporting Actor for “No Country for Old Men,” Bush mentions that Bardem worked as a security and a stripper. And IDs Penelope Cruz as Bardem’s boyfriend. News to me, but you wouldn’t see it at the Oscars. Though this year, anything is possible.