Live from glamorous Hell’s Kitchen, I’m liveblogging tonight’s festivities at the Kodak Theater. Expect a lot of snark. ABC has just confirmed on air that the evening’s first award will be presented by Tom Hanks. According a lineup that leaked over the weekend, he will be presented cinematography and art direction. Supposedly Best Supporting Actress will follow that. But first, hosts Anne Hathaway and James Franco will supposedly appear in scenes from all 10 Best Picture nominees. Billy Crystal never had to do that.