Originally announced by Fox Searchlight for a theatrical release in December 2004, “The Onion Movie” finally lands on DVD June 3. We’d imagine the sketch comedy spun off from the satirical weekly might be a tad dated. Fox Home Entertaiment’s release says: “The Onion Movie features the world premiere trailer of the explosive action-packed thriller ‘Cockpuncher’ starring a martial arts superstar whose identity must remain a mystery.” Well, not if you check with IMDB or the Steven Seagal fan site, which helpfully offers this production still. Seagal apparently hasn’t had a movie in U.S. theaters since 2002’s “Half Past Dead.”