How many things are wrong with this report:

“Plans are afoot for a ‘Saturday Night Fever’ remake, with TV impresario Simon Cowell hoping to oversee the project.

According to The Sun, the ‘Britain’s Got Talent’/’American Idol’ mastermind is currently in negotiations with producer Robert Stigwood over the rights, with the plan to cast Zac Efron in a lead role.”

Efron as Tony Manero: worse or better than Chace Crawford (Efron’s replacement) as Ren McCormack?

Discuss.