Nicolas “Cage will likely not earn a second Oscar” for “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice,” says the Village Voice. Ya think? But I love that use of “likely.” You don’t want to be too definitive! Leave some wiggle room in case he pulls off the upset. The movie rates a 35 percent fresh at Rotten Tomatoes. After about ten minutes, I was thinking wistfully of all of the more interesting things I could be doing instead. My pan is here.