“Do you really think people think Larry King is a movie critic?” he asks. “Come on! I’m the guy on CNN who liked the movie. I mean, after Roger Ebert, how many film critics could I even name? Joe Morgenstern. The guy with you. [The New York Post’s] Lou Lumenick. [The New York Times’] A.O. Scott. I mean, how many people in Dubuque, Iowa, know any of those guys?” — Larry King, quoted in today’s Los Angeles Today about his mysteriously high profile in movie ads.