The best of the newcomers will likely be “No Reservations” starring a certain Oscar-winning cell-phone pitchwoman (47 percent favorable at RT, two stars from yours truly) with around $9 million. Gitesh’s crystal ball foresees La Lohan pole-dancing her way to meagre $4 million. You don’t even want to know about the prospects of the Weinsteins’ “Who’s Your Caddy?” an urban comedy with Big Boi that is also being dumped like so much sewage on unsuspecting moviegoers sans advance screenings.