Purely enjoyable! Breathtaking! Jaw dropping! A knockout! A powerhouse! Wickedly entertaining! Spellbinding! Intelligent! Intense! Gripping! A revelation! Mind-blowing! A masterpiece! An instant classic! Pitch perfect! A feast of moviemaking! A surreal masturbatory fantasy! Erik Childress’s very long but extremely funny survey of the year in movie ad blurbs at E-Film Critic, including a couple attributed to yours truly. He lists the year’s 11 top “quote whores,” leading off with a special tribute to praise-happy Pete Hammond (pictured), who reportedly has been shown the door at Maxim, which has decided to do away with reviews altogether.