With less than one month to go before “Fifty Shades of Grey” hits theaters, companies are cashing in on the Christian Grey craze in more ways than one. Whether hawking “fine” wine or handcuff-wielding teddy bears, the list of the ridiculous “Fifty Shades”-centric merch is endless.

If you thought that cheesy “Laters, Baby” T-shirt on Amazon was lame, you haven’t seen anything yet.

Because nothing gets anyone in the mood quite like a stuffed toy. For those looking to nab Christian Grey’s cuddly counterpart, look no further than

the Vermont Teddy Bear Company’s latest creation

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The “Fifty Shades of Grey” Christian Grey bear not only boasts one of the twisted billionaire’s slick suits, but a set of handcuffs and masquerade mask to boot. And for the price of $89.99, this bedtime companion promises to seduce “with its silky, smoky Grey fur.”

Why settle for a few rounds of “Never Have I Ever” when you can guess/out which of your friends would “most likely have an affair with their boss” or “tweet about a steamy encounter”?

Enter the $25 “Fifty Shades” board game, which claims to bring you and your gal pals closer together as you answer “thought-provoking and intriguing vanilla-style questions.”

Perhaps if Anastasia Steele wore these slinky stockings to her first meeting with Mr. Grey, he would have shown her his kinky ways right then and there in his office.

For those looking to spice up their “at work” attire, these “Laters, Baby” stockings from Hot Topic — sporting Christian Grey’s signature catchphrase — are the ticket. Plus, at $3 a pop, you’ll certainly have enough money left over to purchase a movie ticket for opening night.

Just because a product is “Fifty Shades”-themed doesn’t mean there’s an age restriction. If you have a friend who is expecting — and also happens to be a fan of E.L. James’ BDSM-filled trilogy —

this adorable onesie

is perfect for the bouncing baby-to-be.

Adorned with the precious phrase “9 months ago Mommy read 50 Shades of Grey,” this $18 piece will certainly get a chuckle or two.

While wine is definitely the most “normal” product on the list, because of its “Fifty Shades” label all bets are off. For anyone wishing to toast to the “Grey” life,

this $46 gift set

features Red Satin and White Silk wines

that claim to capture

the same romance and passion of the books.