He sees them when they’re twerking. He knows when they’re awake at 4 a.m. These celebrities better watch out, ’cause Santa Claus is coming to town! Find out below who’s on his naughty list this year.

The former Disney star may have earned a permanent spot on the Naughty List by humping her way through her MTV Video Music Awards performance alone. With incessant twerking and a new affection for creepy ’80s panties, Miley is definitely at the top of the list.

Crack is wack, Odom. And you messed up with the closest thing to a tolerable Kardashian there is.

You made crack fun, but it’s still wack.

Santa loves all the little boys and girls. Not on his good list? Racist blowhards with a 1960s vocabulary.

We have it on good authority that Santa is close pals with Jesus, and he doesn’t take too kindly to you calling yourself Yeezus and/or a god. Also, you are a terrible person.

Just say nope to dope, kids — otherwise you’ll turn into this dude who’s begging for coal this year.

Maybe don’t sign jibberish at Nelson Mandela’s funeral if you were in a group that burned men to death.

Santa has not yet forgotten that Reese drunkenly spouted “Do you know my name?” at a cop who was arresting her husband for a DUI back in April.

Getting in fights, abandoning a monkey, making us look at your underwear hanging out of drop-crotch pants: naughty, naughty, nasty.

Post fave Alec showed his true colors this year by hurling some gay slurs. Little known fact: All elves are gay. Consider yourself presentless, Mr. Baldwin.

Liar, liar, Santa’s going to set your pants on fire.

Those on the Nice List do not get their friends’ wives pregnant.

Britney promised us her “most personal album” yet this year, but instead we got lackluster mediocrity and not a single live performance leading up to her Vegas residency. While these offenses may not be quite as horrific as the others on the Naughty List, they cut the deepest.

Girl, please.