SUSAN Hawk got ready for her biggest moment since the “Survivor” series ended – grilling George W. Bush today on national TV – by urging him to zip his zipper and not follow in President Clinton’s footsteps.

“I don’t want any hanky-panky in the Lincoln bedroom,” the tough-talking truck driver told The Post yesterday.

“I think he should keep his zipper up and not lower it except in the bathroom or in an assigned bedroom.”

Hawk, who is interviewing Dubya on “Live! With Regis,” ripped into Clinton for his affair with ex-White House intern Monica Lewinsky.

“He’s typical of 90 percent of men,” she said. “They think about sex every minute and a half. A good man can contain himself.”

Hawk said the question she’d like to ask George W. is whether he’s more his father than his mother.

She likes his father – and thinks she voted for him – though she didn’t like Ronald Reagan.

She prefers Dubya to Al.

“Al Gore is all prepped and groomed, but I don’t think he has enough substance to run the country. You have to have b-lls,” she said.

Hawk declined to reveal whether she’s a Republican or a Democrat, but ridiculed both parties.

She also declined to rule out bashing Dubya the way she has at other “Survivor” contestants.

“I depends on whether I eat breakfast,” she explained. “If I eat breakfast. I’ll be mellow. If I don’t eat breakfast, there might be a good chance.”