HOWARD in cuffs?

In your dreams. Or more precisely, in “Law & Order: Special Victim’s Unit” this fall.

Seems the show is preparing an episode where a shock jock loosely based on Howard Stern will be the target of a rape investigation.

The mother of a rape victim blames the crime on the on-air shenanigans of a Stern-like DJ, according to the trade magazine, Broadcasting & Cable.