* MONEY can’t buy taste, an adage the Hilton sisters have proved time and again. Paris somehow found a dress that made her look like she eats more than once a week, and Nicky clearly got too close to a paper shredder.

* We’re always nostalgic for A Flock of Seagulls’ music – but we don’t miss their hairstyles. How many bottles of hair gel were sacrificed to create Laura Linney’s shellacked pompadour?

* Janet Jackson risked yet another wardrobe malfunction, squeezing her breasts into a fluffy white snow princess dress that was cut dangerously low.

* The “Golden Girls” went off the air years ago – yet Mischa Barton and Tori Spelling saw fit to try to resurrect it, sheathing their bodies in Reynolds Wrap-inspired metallic dresses.