In today’s Twitter-fueled world, many probably don’t have time to read Mama’s musings, especially during May sweeps. So here’s a summary of what’s on this week, in 10 words or less:
* “The Tudors” (Sunday, 9 p.m., Showtime): Henry is getting crazier, but not fatter.
* “Treme” (Sunday, 10 p.m., HBO): Best theme music since “The Wire.”
* “24” (Monday, 9 p.m., FOX): Renee is dead! Set up a perimeter!
* “Castle” (Monday, 10 p.m., ABC): Rocco DiSpirito surprisingly cast as sycophant chef.
* “CSI: Miami” (Monday, 10 p.m., CBS): Murder, grim pronouncements, skyline shots, shiny sunglasses.
* “NCIS” (Tuesday, 8 p.m., CBS): Mama adores Mark Harmon, but. . .
* “NCIS: Los Angeles” (Tuesday, 9 p.m., CBS): …Mama is allergic to Chris O’Donnell.
* “Lost” (Tuesday, 9 p.m., ABC): 4 8 15 16 23 42.
* “Criminal Minds” (Wednesday, 9 p.m., CBS): Serial killers, grisly deaths, grim pronouncements, Shemar Moore.
* “In Plain Sight” (Wednesday, 10 p.m., USA): Mama has just never taken to that Mary McCormack. Sorry.
* “CSI: NY” (Wednesday, 10 p.m., CBS): Murder, lab evidence, grim pronouncements, skyline shots, homeless witnesses.
* “Law & Order: SVU” (Wednesday, 10 p.m., NBC): Rape, grim pronouncements, rape, Sharon Stone.
* “Flash Forward” (Thursday, 8 p.m., ABC): An episode titled “Course Correction.” Too late!
* “Vampire Diaries” (Thursday, 8 p.m., CW): Too young for “Buffy” or “True Blood?” Here’s your show.
* “CSI” (Thursday, 9 p.m., CBS): Murder, lab evidence, grim pronouncements, but this one is good!
* “Grey’s Anatomy” (Thursday, 9 p.m., ABC): Izzie who?
* “Friday Night Lights” (Friday, 8 p.m., NBC): Coach and Mrs. Coach at different schools. Tim Riggins’ abs.

