As the news must now be con densed to 140 characters or less, Mama is here with Tweet- friendly TV reviews:

#TheGoodWife Alicia grows a pair now that former BFF Kalinda broke her heart. Sleep with Will already.

#Flashpoint #Becker of dramas: Middle-of-the-pack show starring #VeronicaMars’ dad, but you can’t name anyone who’s ever seen it.

#Fringe Knockout season down to Friday finale. Rooting for Walter vs. Walternate showdown to save Peter, but which team member dies?

#TheKilling Day-by-day case of teen’s murder + rain = depressing. Consider a dancing dwarf in red suit.

#Treme Music is worth tuning in for, but post-Katrina NO turns into crime drama in second season. Stick with the character stories.

#TheEvent Never trust evil Kerry Weaver. Possesses #Lost’s confusing plot twists, but lacks engaging characters.

#BodyOfProof Dana Delaney can do better than this predictable crime-solver, but Mama can’t deny her designer duds are to die for.

#GameOfThrones Overwhelming cast of characters and twisting plots leaves Mama exhausted, but little Arya is one to watch.

#DesperateHousewives Missed opportunity to get rid of harpy Susan with kidney failure. Mama won’t help those who don’t help themselves.

#Camelot Reminds Mama of a racy high school production. Lost in Thrones’ shadow.

#GreysAnatomy and #PrivatePractice How awkward to double book your wedding eps on the same night.

#ArmyWives Have already dealt with heartbreaking loss of son in combat and cancer scare. Real and Desperate counterparts should take notes.

#CriminalMinds & #SuspectBehavior Deserve the same torture you put viewers through each week. Nauseating crimes qualify as entertainment?

All #NCIS #CSI and #L&O and #TheMentalist See last year’s tweets, as nothing changes on these shows from one season to next.