* “All the King’s Men” – An all-star cast couldn’t put this together even once.

* “Jackass Number Two” – Couldn’t they stop at one?

* “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry” – “Brokeback Mountain” it’s not. Even die-hard Adam Sandler fans had a hard time with this.

* “Evan Almighty” – Steve Carell builds an ark. ‘Nuf said.

* “RV” – Robin William makes another wrong turn.

* “Lions for Lambs” – Even Tom Cruise crushers who could overlook the Scientology and couch-jumping couldn’t sit for this noneye-opening political drama

* “Lady in the Water” – Guy discovers water nymph in pool. M. Night Shyamalan discovers another M. Night convoluted mess.

* “Shooter” – Marine Marky Mark Wahlberg is framed as presidential assassin. You lost us at “Marky Mark.”

* “Norbit” – The smart money says Eddie Murphy lost out on an Oscar for his turn in “Dreamgirls” because the Academy didn’t want to give the award to a guy in a fat suit.

* “Failure To Launch” – The title should have been enough of

a hint, guys.

* “Poseidon” – Stunk and sunk.