SORRY, “When Harry Met Sally” fans, but the list of funniest movie lines of all time has been inscribed in glossy paper by the magazine gods, and “I’ll have what she’s having” isn’t on it.

Neither is “This goes up to eleven” (“This Is Spinal Tap”), “It’s just a flesh wound” (“Monty Python and the Holy Grail”) or “Uhhh’ll be back” (“The Terminator”). Stuff magazine’s top 35 funniest movie lines appear in its April issue – and here are a few (that we can print in a family newspaper, anyway):

“Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?” – “Airplane” (1980)

“Here’s 50 bucks. Take this in case I get drunk and call you a bitch later” – “Made” (2001)

“There was this guy. He looked Asian, and he was speaking another language. I’m pretty sure it was . . . Asian” – “The Cable Guy” (1996)

“Leave the gun, take the cannolis.” – “The Godfather” (1972)

“Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!” – “Ghostbusters” (1984)

“You can’t really dust for vomit.” – “This Is Spinal Tap” (1984)

“She turned me into a newt! . . . I got better.” – “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” (1975)

“My name is John Johnson, but everyone here calls me Vickie.” – “So I Married an Axe Murderer” (1993)

“Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.” – “Annie Hall” (1977)