1) Hating the Hiltons

With her reviled TV show, “I Want to be a Hilton,” Kathy Hilton has finally achieved her goal of being just like her daughter Paris: famous for nothing, loathed for everything.

2) CSI: Egypt

This week’s National Geographic doc on King Tut played like the most high-brow episode of CSI ever (cause of death: a tornoff kneecap and serious leg fracture that led to infection and the boy king’s demise).

3) Winters, discontent

A cranky rule-bender with a palpable moral compass who considers a bloody pummeling of his out-of-control brother a “conversation”: Dean Winters, a hilarious foil to Denis Leary on “Rescue Me.”

4) Unhealthy accessories

Black cigarettes: could they be more of a metaphor? The morbidly inclined can find them here: http://www.cigarettes-foryou.com/sobranie.html

5) Fun with Quark

US Weekly redone as Harper’s: Proof that the medium really is the message (at panopticist.com).

6) Virgins

On your summer reading list: “Superstud: Or How I Became a 24-Year-Old Virgin,” by Paul Feig, the genius behind “Freaks and Geeks.”

7) Kerrying on

The Daily Show’s stellar coverage of the last election, “Indecision 2004,” on DVD – with a rumored “alternate” ending.

8) Hot Jews

The new “photo issue” of Heeb magazine – witty chronicle of all things Jewish – features a fascinating round-up of the 100 most influential Jews and, curiously, a back-page piece by fabulist-turned-law-student Stephen Glass.

9) Katie’s iPod

If you’ve ever wondered what “amazing,” “magnificent,” “exciting” music Katie Holmes listens to, it’s all been programmed (insert Scientology joke here) into this swanky iPod, which went up on eBay this week for charity.

10) Prerogatives

We’ve already spotted the money shot of reality show “Being Bobby Brown” – the singer anxiously applying Preparation H to his baggy eyes in the aisle of a drugstore.