Superficial beauty

FX’s hit series “Nip/Tuck” is back, Tuesday at 10 p.m., with a threesome involving a mom, her daughter and sexy doc Christian Troy.

Juicy beauty

Juicy Couture, the terry cloth empire has struck again – this time with a gorgeous new line of beauty products including luscious bath salts, yummy perfume and body cream. At Bloomingdale’s.

Fitty’s ‘London’

If someone had to remix Fergie’s lame (but dancey) “London Bridge,” we’re glad it was 50 Cent. He changed almost all the lyrics – and made them deliciously naughty.

Mass market confusion

See the latest Improv Everywhere stunt, group slow-mo shopping at Home Depot, at the Web site improveverywhere.com.

Fashion week

Can’t score a ticket to the Marc Jacobs or Baby Phat shows during Fashion Week? Don’t worry – photographer Timothy Greenfield takes you backstage with his new book, “Look: Portraits Backstage at Olympus Fashion Week.” The book features Bryant Park’s past three seasons

Water Wars

Dig out your old Super Soakers. Water-gun “assassins” are playing a 24/7, three-week game of StreetWars.

Moss moon

Director Mike Figgis shoots Kate Moss in a series of nearnaked short films for agentprovocateur.com.

Not-so-subtle jabs

We got a kick out of Nicole Richie and Nick Lachey presenting the Video Music Award for Best Pop Video to Pink for “Stupid Girls,” which ruthlessly mocks Richie’s ex-BFF Paris Hilton and Lachey’s ex-wife Jessica Simpson.

Odd couplings

She’s been linked with Zach Braff and Jackasses Johnny Knoxville and Bam Margera. The latest and weirdest: Jessica Simpson hooks up with John Mayer.

Federeline’s fight His music and style may be ludicrous, but Mr. Britney Spears is not going quietly. First came his performance at the Teen Choice Awards, now he’s got a “CSI” gig, is angling for “Entourage” and has just cut a deal with Sony. We can’t believe it, either.