ABSTRACT-

A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE “STAR WARS” PREVIEW. I CAME OUT OF THE SUBWAY STATION ON A SUNNY TUESDAY AFTERNOON AND INTO A CROWD.

THERE WERE BARRICADES. THERE WERE SCREAMING HORDES. THERE WERE 10 BAY HORSES SIDE BY SIDE AND NOSE TO TAIL IN THE MIDDLE OF BROADWAY AT 66TH ST.