Yes, friends, it’s not really Superman. The mild-mannered New York Post has conjured up this strange visitor from another planet who came to an entirely different Metropolis.
This week, it was announced that Superman no longer stands for the American way. Instead, it’s “Truth, Justice and a Better Tomorrow.” His son, Jonathan Kent, came out as bisexual. Now DC Comics presents the rewritten adventures of everyone’s favorite Social Justice League member.
It looks like Superman has a new weakness — bail reform.
The Green New Deal is suddenly a top priority for the Man of Steel.
No amount of Border Patrol could keep young Clark out of Smallville.
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a totally unremarkable classroom.
Defund the Justice League!
Not even Lex Luthor would come up with this one.
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