White House gatecrasher Michaele Sahali has been booted off “Celebrity Rehab” — for not having an addiction (outside of a thirst for the spotlight).

“The treatment program that ‘Celebrity Rehab’ documents is intended for individuals with serious substance abuse and addiction issues,” VH1 said in a statement — adding that Salahi does not “meet the criteria.”

The woman and her husband, Tareq, were featured on “The Real Housewives of DC” after famously crashing a state dinner hosted by President Obama.