John: ‘I’m no Hoff’ John Stamos has nothing against David Hasselhoff – just don’t confuse him with the troubled “America’s Got Talent” judge.

Stamos, talking to “Extra” tonight (7 p.m./Ch. 4), ad dresses reports he was, well, a little funny recently while addressing the Australian press. Many likened Stamos’ reportedly slurred speech to the recent video showing Hasselhoff trying to eat a hamburger off the floor – while drunk. “It really upsets me,” Stamos says. “I love David. I’m proud of his re covery. [But] I’m not like David Hasselhoff. I’m not in the same situation.”

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Brian Baumgartner, who co- stars in NBC’s “The Of fice,” pleaded with his publi cist to get him a brand-new iPhone. No can do, she said. So Baumgartner did the next- best- thing: He won HFX Fan tasy Poker Night at the W Hotel in L.A.

Grand prize? An iPhone.

The celebrity poker tourna ment benefited the Lili Claire Foundation; attendees in cluded Jeremy Sisto, Jason Ritter and Victoria Pratt.

Last, but not least:

* Tuesday night’s All-Star game on Fox averaged 12.5 million viewers – down from 14.4 million viewers last year.

* Hang ’em high: Robert Funaro, whose “Sopranos” character Eugene hung him self in season six, now hangs again – his caricature is on the wall at Palm West.

* CBS News’ Russ Mitchell moderates tonight’s presidential candidates’ forum at the NAACP’s Annual Convention in Detroit.

* Daryn Kagan is Gayle King’s guest today on XM’s “Oprah & Friends” (Ch. 156).

* Former ABC Newser Chris Isham named D.C. bu reau chief for CBS News.

* Premiering tonight: “Gen eral Hospital: Night Shift,” SOAPnet’s first original se ries (11 p.m.).

* Hillary Schupf (Sirius) grabbing a cup of joe at Café Metro (48th & 6th).