The Sheen is off

Fans of CBS’ “Two And a Half Men” know that Charlie Sheen’s character, Charlie Harper, is a helpless woman izer who’s left a trail of angry women in his path. Well, on this Monday’s episode (9:30 p.m./Ch. 2), Charlie becomes the object of a bilious Web site, http://www.charlieharper sucks.com, on which his past conquests compare notes about him.

CBS has established an authentic charlie harpersuck s.com site, which is a replica of the one that’ll be featured on Monday’s show – with show contests, FAQs and live message boards.

On the side of the opening page of the site reads a mes sage, illustrated with a pic ture of Charlie’s head super imposed onto a red convertible:

“Look Familiar? Beware of Charlie showing up in the rented red convertible with a gourmet lunch for a surprise picnic in the park. It will ap pear to be a very romantic gesture. But this is his typical third date. He is going in for the kill, ladies!”

The site will be up and run ning today.

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LMNO Productions president Eric Schotz, producer of Dis covery Health Channel’s “Ba bies: Special Delivery,” gave 15-year-old Raynita An derson an early holiday pres ent yesterday while they made a joint appearance on “Fox News Live.”

Anderson, an avid viewer of “Babies: Special Delivery,” helped save the life of a new born this past Thanksgiving day through skills she learned by watching the show. Schotz, in turn, told Ander son that LMNO, in a show of gratitude, will help start a college fund for her -which should go a long way toward Anderson’s dream of becom ing a physician. Nice stuff.

Last, but not least: * Tonight (10:30) on MSG: Boomer Esiason sits down with Bill Walton (ESPN) and Charles Barkley (TNT).

* CNBC’s Maria Barti romo feted tonight at Fresco by Reader’s Digest. She’s their new “Money Talks” columnist.

* Saturday (7 p.m.) on Ch. 7: Joel Siegel’s annual holiday film preview.

* Monday: WCBS (880 AM) launches a live Webcast (wcbs880.com).

* Bruce Dunning, a 35-year CBS News veteran, retires this month. He was most recently chief of the CBS News Asia bureau.