HERE’S what it takes each week to turn a dozen guys into showgirls at “La Cage aux Folles”:

* 145 wigs

* 60 pairs of high heels, in men’s sizes 8 to 13

* 90 makeup sponges

* 96 razor blades

* 40 pairs of false eyelashes

* 96 pairs of rhinestone-studded pantyhose

* 24 tubes of lip gloss (per month)

* 24 cans of wax (every three weeks)