“Tell him you want to see his briefs.” Taryn

“Say, ‘I object! To your beauty . . . it’s not fair to the other girls.’ ” Christopher

“Tell them, ‘I’d like to appeal — all your clothes off.’ ” Emily

“Say, ‘I’d love to enter into a contract with you — for the rest of my life.’ ” Ruben

“Say, ‘If I told you you had a beautiful habeas corpus would you hold it against me?’ ” Jack