One-Gallon Ax

Youtube.com/whitegoldiswhitegold

Got milk? Not anymore. Dairy farmers have unleashed a sexually charged, gold lamé pant-wearing ’80s rocker named White Gold as a viral marketing campaign for milk. If the jungle-jam videos, including “One Gallon Ax” and “Tame the White Tiger” don’t get you quivering for a half-pint of 1 percent, check your pulse.

Mugshots!

mugshotdujour.com

We love this collection of hideous and inadvertently hilarious booking photos from around the USA. A smiling grandmother-type in a wheelchair with the heading “Aggravated Assault With a Deadly Weapon”? It’s like calisthenics for your imagination!

50 Greatest Comedy Sketches ofAll Time

nerve.com

One of the best overviews of modern comedy ever published – and easily the best Internet video list we’ve ever seen. Thanks, Nerve, for finding 49 sketches funnier than “More Cowbell.”