ABSTRACT:

If you enjoyed playing “Mad Libs” as much as we did, you’ll be a whiz at this loving imitation.

Play with one or more friends. Without showing them this page, ask them to provide an association for each blank. (You: “Washed-up child actor.” Friend: “Gary Coleman” or “Corey Haim.”)

When you’re done filling in the blanks, read your “Fashion Week wrap-up” aloud and fall off your folding chairs in hysterics. Then send it to Women’s Wear Daily and see what happens. …

Steve Garbarino is a Vanity Fair contributing editor.