One human statue made a heckler pay the price for his numbskullery.

The all-gray, cowboy-outfit wearing street performer was on Cavill Avenue in Surfers Paradise, Australia when a purple-shirted jerk started messing with him.

“Leave him alone man,” a person in the crowd yells as the spiky haired rabble-rouser poked the human statue’s mustache, hat and arm.

Eventually the prognosticator circled around the man, giving him a wet willy when the performer clearly had had enough.

Watch what happened next: