Pete Davidson’s first Netflix comedy special looks like a million bucks.

The 26-year-old “Saturday Night Live” star — who reportedly makes his audiences sign $1 million non-disclosure agreements — will unveil the Netflix stand-up special, “Pete Davidson: Alive From New York,” on Feb. 25.

The lanky Lothario, who’s been linked to Hollywood sweethearts including Ariana Grande, 26; Kate Beckinsale, 46; Margaret Qualley, 25; and Kaia Gerber, 18, is unsurprisingly unfiltered in the expletive-laced glimpse of the special, which was filmed at the Gramercy Theatre.

“There’s always one gay friend that I don’t think is f–king gay at all,” says Davidson in the trailer. “It’s that gay dude that will, like, run up on your girlfriend and squeeze her boobs and slap her ass and be like, ‘Damn, girl, you look great!’ I don’t find that f–king funny — like, at all. I’m all for the gayness; it doesn’t mean I’m against gayness. You just get to slap ass on a technicality? That’s not f–king fair at all. I would never do that just because I could. I would never walk up to his boyfriend, tug his d–k and be like, ‘Nice, Gary. Not for me, but cool.’ ”

The “SNL Weekend Update” regular is working on a movie with Judd Apatow about his home borough called “The King of Staten Island.” The comedy is set to premiere at the SXSW Film Festival March 13-22 in Austin, Texas.

Davidson’s harsh NDAs appeared to follow an incident with students at the University of Central Florida who violated his previous, less harsh no-cellphones rule at a show in August — to disastrous results.

Davidson reamed the students over their tech use, ranting during the show that “the world is going to end in 25 years because you’re all f–king retarded,” and “You should f–king grow up. It says no phones … You’re just supposed to just like behave. I have to have my boy patrol you guys like you’re 5 years old? That’s f–king embarrassing.”