THERE’S one thing about the Super Bowl that fans and nonfans agree on: Gambling is what makes the four-hour parade of plays and ads-that-try-too-hard exciting. Football fanatics have tons of options, with the point spread, over/under and so on.

But where does that leave the sports novice? Try handing out a worksheet with less pigskin-centric questions for your party guests to fill out before kickoff. Here are a few to get you started:

Will the winning quarterback cry during his postgame interview?

Will he thank God?

How many commercials will feature adorable computer-generated animals?

Will someone on the winning team profess a desire to go to Disney World?

Will Tom Brady’s girlfriend Gisele attend?

Will she sit in a luxury box or the stands?

Will she be wearing pants or a dress?

Will the announcers work puns from songs by halftime performer Tom Petty into the commentary (such as, “Eli Manning is really runnin’ down a dream!”)?

Will he suffer a wardrobe malfunction?

Will Patriots coach Bill Belichick wear his usual drab gray team hoodie?

How many times during the game will Fox flog its game show “The Moment of Truth”?