Gifting deadlines are quickly approaching, and if you’re a member of the gainfully employed, perpetually pressed, living, breathing, tweeting segment of the population, there’s a chance you’ve procrastinated on finding presents for all the naughty — and we do mean naughty — ones on your list.
Worry not. Here are 10 suggestive — and stylish, duh — gifts for the noted non-prudes in your life. Orgiastic tops? Phallic décor? A handbag shaped like a hoo-ha? Check, check, check!
Just say meow
Courtesy of the Designer For the DGAF feminist.
DAMNsel “Pussy Pouch,” $275 at damnsel.co
Breast. Gift. Ever.
Courtesy of the Designer For the “Free the Nipple” enthusiast.
“Boobies” T-shirt, $15 at etsy.com
Bottoms up
Courtesy of the Designer For the foodie
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Fornasetti tray, $390 at farfetch.com
Hard wares
Courtesy of the DesignerWho doesn’t need a good screw now and then?
Edge Only pendant necklace, $149 at wolfandbadger.com
Picture perfect
HandoutFor the haters — and the fans.
“Selfish” book, $13 at amazon.com
Peel good
Courtesy of the Designer For active imaginations.
Banana bud vase, $68 at jonathanadler.com
Body positive
Courtesy of the Designer For the
who also enjoys clothes sometimes.
Christopher Kane “Lover” blouse, $1,065 at farfetch.com
Cheeky fellow
HandoutFor the kitschy friend you love anyway.
“Strip tease” glass, $10 at mosexstore.com
Write idea
Courtesy of the Designer For the one who needs to get organized — i.e., pencil in their Tinder dates — in 2016.
Smythson “Little Black Book,” $60 at colette.fr
Quality bondage time
HandoutFor anyone who’s hyped about “Fifty Shades Darker.”
“Silky Sensual” handcuffs, $12 at shop.bijouxindiscrets.com
