We got a sneak peak at the Spring/Summer 2007 Vogue Hommes International…

Our favorite page so far in the newly relaunched magazine, editorially directed by Carine Roitfeld, the coolest woman in the world, is page 101:

“The 20 Commandments, or How to Avoid the Fashion Gaffe that Could Ruin Your Summer.”

including gems like:

“A thin necktie is good because it lengthens the chest, but too thin is no good. Looks stupid. And too wide is just ugly.”

“No gold buttons unless you work on a schooner.”

and “If you really need a handbag, at least try to look masculine when you’re carrying it. That would be great. Seeing a man with a handbag hanging from the crook of his arm was funny at first. Now it’s plain depressing.”

The new issue hits newsstands March 21.

(I love it so much, I am going to subscribe. Maitenant.)